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… Tolkien’s own misadventures with his first automobile, purchased in 1932, were the source of some of Mr. Bliss’s escapades. Tolkien was known to accelerate across busy intersections crying out ‘Charge ‘em and they scatter!’ and once knocked down a stone wall during a family vacation.

Beyond The Hobbit, Janet Brennan Croft

I give you John “Road Rage” Tolkien

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every time I forget why Tolkien is my favorite imaginary grandpa, I come across something like this

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Posted 1 hour ago

nickyknockout:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

Family goals

Posted 1 hour ago
sherlockedbadwolf24601:

realjusticecoachmcguirk:

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

holy shit

what a chrisis

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

realjusticecoachmcguirk:

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

holy shit

what a chrisis

(Source: welcometojurassicworld)

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potter-snitch:

JAJAJAJ POOR DANIEL

Posted 4 hours ago
janegofett:

this freaking cracks me up

janegofett:

this freaking cracks me up

Posted 4 hours ago

eofelis:

eofelis:

but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

image

so we can’t help being dicks

this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke

Posted 4 hours ago

When they make Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and reveal who Star Lord/Peter Quill’s father is, I want Nick Offerman to play him. 

Posted 4 hours ago